{"id":770,"date":"2007-09-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coaster.de\/wp\/?p=770"},"modified":"2007-09-16T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T23:00:00","slug":"ab-sofort-beschnitten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/privates\/ab-sofort-beschnitten\/","title":{"rendered":"Ab sofort beschnitten!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hab mir mal eben in den Finger geschnitten&#8230; <img src=http:\/\/img89.imageshack.us\/img89\/7669\/62xv2xefp0.gif> &#8230; okay ich gebe zu, der Scherzartikel ist wirklich, wirklich billig: ,-) <img src=http:\/\/img89.imageshack.us\/img89\/682\/4q7ldurda0.gif> Aber, naja, es ist (oder besser war) Halloween. Leider hat diesmal kein einziges Kind an meiner T\u00fcr geklingelt, um sich von mir erschrecken zu lassen. Vielleicht sollte ich n\u00e4chstes Mal doch lieber wieder den k\u00fcnstlichen Darm anlegen und mir bei ungebetenem Besuch aus dem Bauch ziehen&#8230; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab mir mal eben in den Finger geschnitten&#8230; &#8230; okay ich gebe zu, der Scherzartikel ist wirklich, wirklich billig: ,-)&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[438,1101,2191],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-privates","tag-bauch","tag-darm","tag-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gruen-wald.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}